So I just got done watching
Faithless.
Kelli McCarty is smoking. Although she doesn't do anal which is incredibly disappointing. She also doesn't bone anyone for the first half of the film. Daisy Marie is awesome and she sucks more cock than Daft in a room full of 100 two-dicked men who have no redeeming qualities whatsoever other than having cocks. After watching Pirates 1 and 2 in 1080P I never noticed Steven St. Croix's cock was bent, only after watching Kelli McCarty's awesome blowjob did I notice how bent it was. This detracted from the overall enjoyment of the film. As his cock is bent in such a unique fashion, I will probably be able to add Steven St. Croix to my list of male porn stars of which I can recognize from their genitals. This list is now at 4. Is that too much? I don't think so.
Overall I give Faithless a B+. Former Miss America? Fuck yes. Bent cock? Fuck no. Story? Fuck yes. I actually continued to watch this movie due to it's compelling romantic betrayal narrative, I believe if this movie did not contain extreme sexual content this would be Oscar worthy material. It seems the academy prefers drama seeing how The Dark Knight won absolutely DICK at the Oscars.
Tune in next time I decide to wank off and write a review about said wanking, which will probably be sometime in the next hour if I were to make an educated guess based entirely off of nightly statistics.
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