Found this cruising Digg, looks pretty odd, old...?
CLEARWATER (FL) Local press has recently discovered what is truly behind Scientology's RPF program. They remark "Even for our discovery, we have been attacked by the Church of Scientology, and we all have lost the game." Many reports of privacy invasion, physical attack, and game loss have been recorded throughout the US, UK, and northern Germany. Many efforts have been made by attorneys against Scientology, but Scientology's lawyers have bested even the best lawyers, in turn making them all lose the game, before having them arrested for hate crimes.