KOMBAT JUST GOT A LAPTOP

HOLY FUCKING NIPPLE RINGS CHECK THIS SHIT OUT GODDAMN

THIS SHIT RUNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ON CRACK WITH 20MB OF RAM AND KICKS ASS WITH 500MB OF STORAGE SPACE. NOT GB, BUT MB, M IS BIGGER THAN G THIS THING WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER WHILE BEATING DOWN YOUR FATHER AND GETTING THE HISCORE ON SPACE CADET PINBALL GODDAMN.

OH SHIT THERES ANOTHER PIC SEE THAT SHIT RUNS WINDOWS 95 NOT XP BECAUSE XP IS SOLID SHIT RAMMING INTO YOUR MOM THIS SHIT DOESNT NEED TO DRESS TO IMPRESS IT JUST FUCKING WORKS

NO USB PORTS? RIGHT, YOU FUCKING HEARD ME NO USB PORTS GOTTA USE CDS FOR THIS SHIT ITS THAT HARDCORE

BATTERY LIFE? FUCK YOU. PLUG THIS SHIT IN OR FORGET ABOUT IT BITCH.

HOW MUCH DID I PAY FOR THIS? TWENTY BUCKS MOTHERFUCER. TWENTY BUCKS. I PAID OUT THE ASS FOR THIS BUT IT WAS FUCK WELL WORTH IT.

Smokin'!!!

(no srsly, is dat sum smoke comin out the back?)

xenubarb wrote:

Smokin'!!!

(no srsly, is dat sum smoke comin out the back?)

YEAH IT SMOKES WHATS IT TO YOU

SMOKING IS COOL THATS WHY THE LAPTOP DOES IT

You're blacker than me at this point.


If you get my drift.

OH SHIT EFGS BACK WHATS UP MY NIGGA

CHECK YO PMS TOO MOTHAFUCKA

THEN COME PIMP MY LAPTOP OF SOME SHIT

Why do you always PM me about Fallout and Oblivion, yes I played those games but I'm not a Prima Guide

DAMNIT EFG

PRIMA GUIDES DON'T SAY WHEN THE NEW DLC IS

EpicFawkesGuy wrote:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=new+fallout+dlc+release+date

Thank you, good sir.

Hey Kombat.

Die in a horrible way.

74649 wrote:

Hey Kombat.

Die in a horrible way.

Can that include drowning in your semen?

No You Are Underage. I Got In Trouble

Meetmeattheinternationalhousesat8.

74649 wrote:

No You Are Underage. I Got In Trouble

Meetmeattheinternationalhousesat7.

*gets video camera*

Daft wrote:

74649 wrote:

No You Are Underage. I Got In Trouble

Meetmeattheinternationalhousesat7.

*gets video camera*

*gets gun*

*gets laid*

Seven wrote:

*gets laid*

*laughs as seven gets v& for fucking Kombat in the pooper*

*accuses seven for rape at the trial*

*video tapes everything, takes the footage to japan and makes a million $*

*faps furiously*

*Gets off on a technicality, as Kombat isn't technically human*

74649 wrote:

*Gets off on a technicality, as Kombat isn't technically human*

Human or not, JB is JB.

Bestiality is not illegal in West Philadelphia, where I was born and raised.

74649 wrote:

Bestiality is not illegal in West Philadelphia, where I was born and raised.

California made necrophilia illegal after a graveyard security guard dug up and had sex with the corpse of an 8 year old girl... since he worked there, all he could be charged with was grave desecration (which is a misdemeanor, I think.. because it includes such as writing on a tombstone) and thus only charged with a fine and community service.