OPERATION: KILL ALL THE FUCKING PANDAS

As you all may, or may not, know, I do not like pandas. In fact, I wish for them to all die. And while it is lulzy to think of them slowly dying off because of the fact that they are unwilling to reproduce through natural means, I wish for them to die a more horrible death.

I propose an overwhelming and undeniable surge in panda flu related incidents. The more people claiming to have the illness, the more "experts" (Read: /b/tards claiming to be scientists and doctors) that share their opinions, the more hype this will generate. The more hype, the more media involvement. The more media involvement, the more public hysteria. Obviously, the ultimate goal of this experiment is to see whether or not a large enough fabricated story can directly effect an entire species of animals. It will be considered a success if china pulls an egypt and begins systematically slaughtering all pandas.

I promise to wear one Panda coat if I ever become an elegant old person. Primo, neccesito una Panda muerta.

Gracias.

If I were not ObamAnon, I would be PANDANON!

What are you afraid of? Pandas are the authorities on the mind, and Pandas HELP PEOPLE!

We Are PANDANONYMOUS.
We do not reproduce.
We do not make good pets.
We are endangered.
Protect us.


Can haz bamboo?

also, pandas

Pandas are ridic

Panda Flu is fucking real!
HOLY FUCKING BBS STORY

74649 wrote:

Panda Flu is fucking real!
HOLY FUCKING BBS STORY

Haha seven, funny. There WAS, however, a breakout in 1976 which was traced back to a Panda cub, story is here

if we work together we can achieve anything

Seven, specify. Real pandas or all pandas?

Naturally, furrys are a disease that should also be eradicated.

What if you dressed up as a dinosaur and ripped some furry masks with your dagger-like teeth?

A velociraptor surely
Couldn't call that a furry.

xenubarb wrote:

What if you dressed up as a dinosaur and ripped some furry masks with your dagger-like teeth?

A velociraptor surely
Couldn't call that a furry.

Image from a gallery from FurCon.

*care*

http://www.imagebam.com/image/c2e50941745184
fucking shit... Lily Allen is a traitor... kill her!!!!!!

I did my part in da' hood, Niggas are forgetting about bikes, and getting pandas to please their bitches.