Deer cult,
As you know, we hit the neighborhood around your fail Ideal Org. We had a good look at it, and it is not as advertised on your website. The gardens are not lush and beautiful. They are dried up and crappy looking.
You locked the gate at the back so the residents there cannot use it as a pathway any more. You put up No Trespassing signs. Way to move in and make friends! When are you going to host a block party to get to know the people who live around the campus?
We had better see work on the sewerage line before you start remodeling. Your first few hundred thousand dollars are going to a poop chute. How appropriate.
One of the people I visited said something curious as I left his door. He said, "Thank you for acknowledging us." This was probably right before he called the cops to report being "terrified" by us. Is that why he opened the door and stood on his porch? Because he was terrified? He's one of yours, amirite? Nobody else uses such retarded phraseology. And if he read our brochure, it might've opened his eyes a little and sent him edging toward a Condition of Doubt. Sorry about that.
But here's the really important thing you have to know about. That little fem Scilon you sent out to monitor four masked individuals on a dark, empty road with only a cell phone as backup...you don't like her very much to throw her to the wolves like that.
Or, are you lying when you say we are dangerous cyber-terrorists who would kill if we got a chance? That's it, isn't it? You're LYING, or you wouldn't have sent out a wee little girl like that as a monitor. She was pretty close to us, you know. Close enough to hear OTIII being played for her in Hubbard's own voice.
It's a distinctive voice, isn't it? We warned her that she was hearing OTIII before she was ready. We told her she might die of pneumonia, as Hubbard cautioned.
Say, how is she today? Got a little cough, maybe? Might she start wondering when she doesn't come down with pneumonia or other bad things, and join your neighbor in the Doubting Pool? It's likely. You'd better sec-check her immediately. You wouldn't want her to slip away, good help is so hard to find these days, don't you agree?
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