Registered mail

Okay, had a random thought. Wanted to run it by the cell before bringing it up to WWP.

1. Tampering with the mail is a federal crime.
2. Disconnection typically involves them intercepting mailed letters.
3. Establish proof Scientologists are breaking the law by illegally preventing the delivery of mail to the intended recipient.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!! (Fines and/or jail time)

See, things like letters can be harder to prove they've fucked with, or that it never reached the intended recipient. Also, do they sign anything granting permission to front desk type people to sign for them when it comes to signature-based receipts? Because while sending a shit ton of postcards might make them go "oh teh noes" and maybe mess with the mind of a clerk or two, what about this?

A hoard of registered mail, all directed to RPFed, or similarly isolated Scientologists, ALL requiring THEIR AND ONLY THEIR signature to indicate they have received it. This fucks with their system because either that shit gets delivered or the sender can lodge a complaint and the USPS comes and gets its motherfucking fine money (don't think they don't want money, they're raising stamp prices AGAIN). We get a lot of it happening, then jail time might get thrown down.

ALSO the Scientologist gets mail, mail that promises "Hey, there's a good world beyond these walls. You don't need this abuse and you're free to leave whenever you want and be happy again!" or other similar messages. Now we're breaking their stranglehold.

Problem? Mail requiring signatures and that's tracked costs extra. Bonus is we can shove a lot into the envelope that a simple letter envelope can't hold. Plus we're giving the USPS business and maybe single handedly turning around the economy as a result. Save the RPF, save the economy. Sorry, went a little "Heroes" there.

Ideas? Questions? Comments? Criticisms?

P.S. My base got rickrolled yesterday. I didn't do it. It was awesome.

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Cult has a policy of refusing letters that must be signed for. So, this duck won't fly.

xenubarb wrote:

Cult has a policy of refusing letters that must be signed for. So, this duck won't fly.

However, there has been an effort on WWP called "Operation Over The Wall."
http://forums.whyweprotest.net/12-current-projects/operation-over-wall-postcards-paradise-phase-2-tally-report-12017/

This involved sending not registered mail, but simply postcards to Gold Base. Each addressed to someone in SP Hall. It is certain that the SP would not actually receive the postcard. The main goal was to let the dwarf know that SP hall is not a secret. Secondary goals included getting the mail censor to blow by seeing postcards from all corners of the globe reminding him that there's a whole world outside the walls of the compound. Another secondary goal was to have the USPS have a WTF? reaction in response to the uptick in postcards from exotic locations being delivered.

Postcards FTW because it can't ever be claimed that we sent "White Powder". Also because our messages to them really are public, and the more people who read them the better.

The title of this project apparently stems from an earlier effort of sending mail to political dissidents in either China or East Germany.

ALL RIGHT.

A while back, I did a low budget skinamax flick (the plot involved just this sort of thing).

What we need to do is built a catapult out of women's undergarments and then launch ourselves over the walls, using stolen fat people's nightgowns as parachutes. Once we land, we take the steaks out of our pockets and use them to distract the guard dogs. Then, as they are eating, we silently snap their necks (Or, quickly retrain them to turn on their masters) Then begins phase two.

We have to avoid the spotlights be staying in the taller grass, and probably by crawling. The group that brings the digging tools can then get to work at digging a tunnel into the winecellar while another group sneaks to the back door. Using Kombat's incredible computer hacking skills, we will bypass the retinal/fingerprint scanners and enter unannounced. The third group will infiltrate the motorpool, using explosive charges to sabotage their tanks and armored vehicles. Once the vehicles are out of commission, this group will serve as a distraction.

By this time, the diggers should have entered the wine cellar and be making their way to the rendezvous point in the Grand Hall. They will meet up with Team B (Kombat's team) and use Team C(Motorpool)'s distractions as a way to easily move about the complex. We will then enter the holding cell area and place breeching charges on the cell doors, informing the prisoners to stand back.

Once the prisoners are secured, Teams A and B will begin the extraction, heading towards the southern wall, where a small team will be waiting with a semitruck. Once the prisoners are loaded up, and teams A and B are ready, the truck will take off (And at this point, we will deliver them their letters) Team C will allow themselves to be captured where they will continue to spy on the scifags and inform us of what's what.

you know what seven, thats the first brilliant idea.... the only question is, where will we acquire the ladies undergarments from?

Well Another.... Considering the circumstances, I thought we could raid your dresser for them.

These are bleak times.