So I was searching for information on the new Star Trek right

And I found this

Holy motherfucking shit it has my two favorite porn stars in it, and by coincidence they fuck eachother. Most of the time when I have two favorites in one film the never fuck eachother and they only fuck some random cocksucker. Anyway, motherfucking Evan Stone is Captain James T. Kirk holy shit. It also has Sasha Grey in it but I don't know who the fuck she plays all I know is she gets drilled by Evan Stone in her sphincter and it's awesome. I came just finding out about this and I'm downloading it now. Holy shit this day just got AWESOME.

Also Daft should be happy because it has Jada Fire in it and I know that's one of her favorites.

http://www.hustler.com/star_trek/home.php?w=301013&s=9&p=1&t=37&c=0&cs=0&rfr=Hosted%20Gallery%20#14114

Hrm. "The Sickness" indeed. Everyone knows that's just Pon Farr. Enterprise established that it also affects female Vulcans. Voyager also established that Vulcans can accidentally transfer the effects to non-Vulcans.

Now, I am a little surprised at the lack of Klingons. They're ordinarily quite a robust race when it comes to sexuality, and everything else. According to the non-canonical, fan made, gay friendly, Star Trek Hidden Frontier (Google it) Klingons have natural ridges.

+1 points for including Khan.
+1 points for sex on the transporter pad.

Ouch.
My childhood.

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