oh. my. fucking. god.
To all you anons who missed this one. im TRUELY VERY SORRY! this was probably one of the best raids. if not THE FUCKING BEST EPIC RAID EVAR.
12 fucking hours. ive been runing on 3 hours of sleep, i woke up at 7am and got down to SanDiego taking the coaster by 10:22. I ended up walking around horton plaza looking for an ipod charger, and ended up scouting the org for signs before we started (they had none but TONS of SCILONS were at the org today)
ended up going back in front of the fountain where very shortly after i met up with Tofuman, and we kicked it for awhile until RandomFaceInCrowd showed up, and shortly thereafter, AnonDUR showed up with his cart and a case of water (saved our lives). we waited around until exactly 12:26, and after getting tired of listening to crazy bums in electric scooters we decided to call it and the four of us marched up to the org. We rickrolled them, had fun enturbulating wanda, and just dancing having a great time. Awhile in the cops finally showed, and one of the cops was actually named PROKOP which was epic win. he was just like stay safe dont do anything illegal and have tons of fun. after like 20 mins of the cops talking to wanda, who the cops said we were disturbing the peace, scaring old ladies, and blocking the sidewalk (WHICH WE WERE NOT AT ALL!!) they left, and we headded to kinkos and did a quick kinkos run getting flyers, and bought some posterboards to make signs.
we protested mainly at the fountain site and our makeshift signs were EPIC FAIL due to my shitty handwriting. AnonDUR had to leave to go to rk, he left the cart and water for us so FTP could grab it when he showed up later in the evening. Eventually during my dancing we finally met up with Zen, Karn, ScarletBanner, his two newfags, and by that time the raid really kicked up a notch, much lulz and flyers were passed out by all and soon thereafter, we ran out of flyers. once we did that, RandomFaceInCrowd and myself went to kinkos and printed out 400 flyers (100 copies per flyer we had) we ended up jamming the machine and it took them awhile to fix it, and went back for more Enturbulation.
Soon after that, me and RFC went to wendys a few blocks down, got some om noms, and a special treat for everyone - Frosty's because it was so fucking hot, i ended up forgetting one person, and had to run back with ScarletBanner to make sure everyone got frosties. Barb showed up around 4:30 and she was partying hard today!Tofuman had to leave early, so he did around this time. Then Anonagi showed up with his bullhorn to drive by a few times, but i was sad he didnt come out and stay for awhile but his presence really boosted morale in an allready epicly hot and tiring day.
We ended up doing a group photo at the fountain, and decided it was time to do head up to the org. Still had many signs up, we rickrolled em, danced around, and Zen and FTP got me up on their shoulders for some lulz and so i could see into the org, they literally FREAKED when they saw me up there. MOAR of this during protests. they HATE IT. HATE. i took some pics of them, and we danced and enturbulated for awhile.
Then we proceeded our epic march around the gaslamp quarter. We went by EVERYWHERE. epic lulz were had when we went by Hooters, i danced in front of the door and there was a Hooters girl hoola-hooping and she looked at me, threw down the hoola hoop, ran out and poked her head out the door and shouted at me 'YOU'RE IGNORANT!" and ran back inside. i was SO FUCKING TAKEN ABACK BY THIS I HAD TO STOP, and i was lulzing SO FUCKING HARD. A hooters girl? AND IM IGNORANT. WAT DA FUCK. after we win against scientology, we're going after Hooters . lolz.
We then went by dicks last resort, and hit them up, and went down by Petco park where there was a game going on, we got some good PR out there, and ended up dancing out by the front gate, and took a group photo right when one of the Petco Park security guards told us we had to go on the other side of the street, and we complied no problems. LOTS OF PEOPLE TOOK FLYERS TO READ DURING THE GAME! THIS
WAS EPIC WIN. MOAR PROTESTING AROUND THE BALLPARK. WAVES AND WAVES OF PPL = WAVES AND WAVES OF EPIC WIN.
We started back up, barb left to go park the motorcycle near the org, and we met this guy who was really into what we were doing, said he took his daughter into an org and pretty much realized scientology was a scam when they were mainly interested in his money. zen was talking to him for a good 20 mins, gave him the huge packet on anon, and the website. and then we marched back up to the org, meeting some crazy people on the way who wanted to join us, who did, then broke off of us randomly b4 we got to the org.
We met up with barb at the org, and it was pretty dark, i changed into my light up clothes and put on some bling. MUCH LULZ WHEN YOU HAVE LIGHT UP SHIT AT PROTESTS.
an epic win was had when FTP and Zen lifted me back on their shoulders to get a glimpse of inside the org. heres what i saw exactly:
A kid talking to the receptionist in the office, and playing with scizzors, and then right outside by the scientology posters, a scilon walked past, looked up at me and just started LAUGHING! IT WAS EPIC WIN! FUCKING EPIC! THIS GUY JUST BROKE INTO A HUUUGE GRIN AND CHUCKLED! he wins in my book. scientologist or NOT! (sorry if this gets u srs sec checked later dude) Into the evening AnonDUR RETURNED TO THE FUCKING RAID TO PARTY! FUCKING EPIC. LEAVING AND RETURNING TO THE SAME RAID ON THE SAME DAY! WIN.
Anyway throughout the day TONS OF FUCKING SCILONS WERE LEAVING AND ENTERING THE BUILDING. SHITLOADS. parkinglot full, ppl w/o proper plates parking in the handicapped space. srs. epic.
Later on in the night we met this guy from new zealand, we gave him some info, and took epic pictures of us with his epic camera that looked like it costed over 9000 dollars. great guy.
OH. when we went up the first time we taped a sign signing our nicknames on it, and they took it down when we came up in the evening - so we posted up 2 more
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the music was a success thanks to ScarletBanner bringing his /b/ackup boombox, and other anons with their iPods.
cops ended up parked outside the org at the evening raid, just to make sure we didnt do anything illegal. cop looked bored as hell.
much dancing and lulz, and honks were had.
Zen and Karn had to take off and Zen passed on the epic Mudkip to me, which now resides at my house (with a broken tail for now :[) and he will be brought to each raid i take part in. Later ScarletBanner left, (maybe scarlet left b4 zen and them i forget the day was just so fucking much it was insane)
OH AND WE SAW THAT CRAZY GUY IN THE SILVER PAINT WHO DANCED FROM THE 6/8TH FLASHRAID WALKED BY THE ORG WHILE WE ENTURBULATED. WIN!
We ended up calling it quits around 10:30, and FTP, AnonDUR, RandomFaceInCrowd, and myself ended up going to krispe kreme, and we had some good discussions talking about scientology in general, the mad picket, Jason Bigge (sp?) and other shit. Did a gasrun, pulled out yakety sax, it was 11:30 at night, and danced around in the middle of a fucking gas station, eventually dancing to YATTA!. lulziest shit. very fucking LULZY.
Took RFIC home, and then got a ride back to vista from
FTP. without him i wouldnt be able to to stay so long.
Anyway SD anons have really built some good relationships between its members. I know we arent supposed to trust ANYONE because of scilon spies but seriously if any of these people who were out with us this evening, if they are scilon spies, they must be REALLY FUCKING DEDICATED TO THE SHIT. i mean seriously.
Epic night. Best protest EVAR
TL;DR GO FUCK YOUR MOM WHILE YOU SHOVE A DILDO IN YOUR ASS AND LICK A DOGS VAGINA. READ THIS SHIT. ITS TOO GOOD NOT TO, AND WHILE YOU DO REALIZE YOU HATE YOURSELF FOR MISSING OUT ON THE BEST FLASHRAID SD HAS DONE YET. AND IF YOU WERE THERE, REALIZE HOW EPIC IT WAS AND SAY "DAMN, THAT FUCKING ROCKED."
We are hoping to do a 24 hour raid in the near future where we troll the org for a full 24 hours. will be epic.
Thank you to all the anon who showed up and made this the best raid so far! im so glad we didnt end up turning this one into a fake raid.
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